I don’t know what I love most about this: the excellent name, or the HOLY MARRIAGE OF BAKERY TREATS AND BOOZE. A licensed bakery? Genius.
Valentine’s Bakehouse
Wodonga Place, South Albury. Victoria , AUS - Thanks Pieter!
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I don’t know what I love most about this: the excellent name, or the HOLY MARRIAGE OF BAKERY TREATS AND BOOZE. A licensed bakery? Genius.
Valentine’s Bakehouse
Wodonga Place, South Albury. Victoria , AUS - Thanks Pieter!
Sushut! Pan Asian Cuisine Beats Pan Pizza in Penn
Okini.
Walnut St Harrisburg, PA, USA - Thanks Michael!
Pistachio Nut Hut
[“let ‘em” note inappropriate use of quotation marks, and the old red roof showing through Moe’s spray tan]
Lazy Moe’s.
Canterbury Road, Forest Hill. VICTORIA, AUS.
A few things are concerning here:
1. Use of the word “Di” in the name.
2. The sign says Pizza & Pasta. The pictures on the sign are of 2 coffees and a cake - a clue that things aren’t as they appear.
3. There are a few tiles missing from the roof and there are no design elements added since this was a Pizza Hut.
4. This is clearly the front for a money laundering operation. The whole thing screams DRIVE BY SHOOTING. Don’t di.
Di Roma.
Pascoe Vale Rd, Pascoe Vale. VICTORIA, AUS.
“La Pizza Hut”
La Porchetta.
Doncaster Rd, Doncaster. VICTORIA, AUS.
There is nothing lazy about opening 24 hours.
Lazy Moe’s.
Mickleham Rd Tullamarine, VICTORIA, AUS.
A family restaurant serving pizza goes bust. Do you:
(a) Open another family restaurant serving pizza on the same site; OR
(b) Find some other way to piss away your money?
Dino chooses (a)
Dino’s Family Restaurant.
Bell Street, Preston. VICTORIA, AUS.
Buy it and open:
1. A pet shop = Mutt Hut
2. A porn shop = Smut Hut
3. A golf shop = Putt Hut
4. A brothel = ok, that’s too farking easy… (that’s what she said!)
For Sale.
Cheltenham Road, Keysborough. VICTORIA, AUS.
It’s meat, onion and sauce on bread.
Same same.
![This is cruel:
You’re a kid.
You get to go to the Pizza Hut every day.
And there is NO PIZZA.
[But there is probably the same amount of spew that there was when this was a Pizza Hut]
Top Kids.Boronia Rd, Boronia. VICTORIA, AUS.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJphc65fsrg4VaAJAo1_500.jpg)
This is cruel:
You’re a kid.
You get to go to the Pizza Hut every day.
And there is NO PIZZA.
[But there is probably the same amount of spew that there was when this was a Pizza Hut]
Top Kids.
Boronia Rd, Boronia. VICTORIA, AUS.
No peeing in the pizza.
Seaspray Pools.
Burwood Highway, Ferntree Gully. VICTORIA, AUS.
