When all the pizza is gone, you recycle the box. It’s a metaphor. Pizza. Shut. Geddit?Send us your Pizza Shut photos: pizzashut@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @pizzashut)http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJptwxfhhhL1heaG2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJptwxfhhhL1heaG2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>I don’t know what I love most about this: the excellent name, or the HOLY MARRIAGE OF BAKERY TREATS AND BOOZE. A licensed bakery? Genius.</p> <p><b>Valentine’s Bakehouse</b><br/><i>Wodonga Place, South Albury. Victoria , AUS - Thanks Pieter!<br/></i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/140392069http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/140392069Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:59:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpsshei9rnHOp8dUo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sushut! Pan Asian Cuisine Beats Pan Pizza in Penn</p> <p><b>Okini.</b> <br/><i>Walnut St Harrisburg, PA, USA</i><i> - Thanks Michael!<br/></i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/139969676http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/139969676Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:07:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpiz7cfkdDvePTyBo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpiz7cfkdDvePTyBo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Pistachio Nut Hut</p> <p>[“let ‘em” note inappropriate use of quotation marks, and the old red roof showing through Moe’s spray tan]</p> <p><b>Lazy Moe’s.</b><br/><i>Canterbury Road, Forest Hill. VICTORIA, AUS.</i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135724859http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135724859Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:17:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpiz2ya1HUGxbE3Wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A few things are concerning here:</p> <p>1. Use of the word “Di” in the name.</p> <p>2. The sign says Pizza & Pasta.  The pictures on the sign are of 2 coffees and a cake - a clue that things aren’t as they appear.</p> <p>3. There are a few tiles missing from the roof and there are no design elements added since this was a Pizza Hut.</p> <p>4. This is clearly the front for a money laundering operation.  The whole thing screams DRIVE BY SHOOTING.  Don’t di.</p> <p><b>Di Roma.</b><br/><i>Pascoe Vale Rd, Pascoe Vale. VICTORIA, AUS.<br/></i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135723530http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135723530Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:14:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpiyvfk2aYcMJuino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“La Pizza Hut”</p> <p><b>La Porchetta.</b><br/><i>Doncaster Rd, Doncaster. VICTORIA, AUS.<br/></i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135721121http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135721121Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:08:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpiyu5k5cqa18pZbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There is nothing lazy about opening 24 hours.</p> <p><b>Lazy Moe’s.</b><br/><i>Mickleham Rd Tullamarine, VICTORIA, AUS.<br/></i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135720739http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135720739Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:07:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpiymon2vA6OxA9co1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpiymon2vA6OxA9co2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>A family restaurant serving pizza goes bust.  Do you:</p> <p>(a) Open another family restaurant serving pizza on the same site; OR</p> <p>(b) Find some other way to piss away your money?</p> <p>Dino chooses (a)</p> <p><b>Dino’s Family Restaurant.</b><br/><i>Bell Street, Preston. VICTORIA, AUS.<br/></i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135718414http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135718414Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:01:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJphitabhhipLWnaJo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJphitabhhipLWnaJo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Buy it and open:</p> <p>1. A pet shop = Mutt Hut</p> <p>2. A porn shop = Smut Hut</p> <p>3. A golf shop = Putt Hut</p> <p>4. A brothel = ok, that’s too farking easy… (that’s what she said!)</p> <p><b>For Sale.</b><br/><i>Cheltenham Road, Keysborough. VICTORIA, AUS.</i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135207343http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135207343Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:51:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJphc6w5aQz7QmBKDo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><br/>It’s meat, onion and sauce on bread.</p> <p>Same same.</p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135124418http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135124418Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:46:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJphc65fsrg4VaAJAo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is cruel:</p> <p>You’re a kid.</p> <p>You get to go to the Pizza Hut every day.</p> <p>And there is NO PIZZA.</p> <p>[But there is probably the same amount of spew that there was when this was a Pizza Hut]</p> <p><b>Top Kids.</b><br/><i>Boronia Rd, Boronia. </i><i>VICTORIA, AUS.</i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135124178http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/135124178Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:45:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/MAs2KracJpg4n2zqVD7PXWrHo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No peeing in the pizza.</p> <p><b>Seaspray Pools. </b> <br/><i>Burwood Highway, Ferntree Gully. VICTORIA, AUS.</i></p>http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/134653081http://pizzashut.tumblr.com/post/134653081Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:26:00 -0400